BRAINED

I brained your boyfriend today
9 inches of hollow ground blade
Went so easily into his thick head
Why were his hands around my throat,
When I woke up this morning?

His hate for me so intense
What had I done to you or him?
Now hes dead on my floor
There is blood all over
And Im sorry he was in my house

Theres a Nazi on my floor
Stinking the place up
Dead jealous nazi
Still bleeding on my rug
How will I get that out?

I wish I had the time
Id a shot your nazi boyfriend
Then his nasty brain full of hate
Would be on my wall
Now I have to call the cops

Now please pick smarter men
So that they wont hate me
For the nothing I ever tried to do
Except be the best man that was
Ever in your life

Im going to be late for work today.

-Chad P.